damn you very much, excel!

WHY OH WHY won't you let me do macros? I even set security to "low" but I still cannot access it at all. It's gray on the menu and the keyboard shortcut doesn't work. All I want to do is make a little keyboard shortcut for this little task I want to do several thousand times. That is it, I'm going to the MacLab to do my work. They have more comfortable chairs, anyway.