cereal is for my own personal use only.

My roommate was eating cereal right in front of me. We don't really have a food-sharing agreement. He has not purchased any cereal ever. I am the only person who buys cereal. ATTN: CEREAL-EATING INFIDELS. Please to be purchasing your own cereal. Somehow I made it through 6 boxes of cereal before he started stealing mine. This is not acceptable. Occasional stealing is fine, but it should be clandestine, not significant [he's eaten at least two bowls out of this box, which is a significant dent] and should never involve opening a box [he opened this box!].

Also: it's a wine day because of St. Andrew, so my resolution to cut back won't start yet.