A Change of Mind.

In light of new evidence, I will have to give up my former delusions and errors.

More seriously, the other day a Baptist was talking about whether or not somebody could be a pseudo-Baptist, and he said that since Baptists are confessional and congregational, about the only way you could not be a Baptist was to throw the Bible out the window, so I said, "I suppose that makes me a Baptist?" Cue laughtrack. I hate theology so much.