wrong time machine

That's the only possible explanation.

Almost Advent. 40 days of rigorous fasting. Restrained joy. Joy can only be unbounded, but sometimes it's restrained.

OCMC dinner was fine. I found something in my suit's pocket. I thought, do I really wear this thing that infrequently? But I'm putting it back there [where else would it go?], so what does it matter?

So I was at lunch with a Bulgarian and a Russian and they were discussing my beard and the Russian was like, "With a beard like that, you should be an Orthodox priest, son." And I was like, "I'm an educated man, not a good man, son." Ever-so-educated.

I'm horribly disappointed by the new Death From Above 1979 album. It's coming out in two weeks, don't buy it.

Just let it loose a little, we don't need no restraint.

Okay, yeah, so I didn't give up half-sober posting.