omphalopsychoi

Many plans for this grand new year, many resolutions, continuing my plan to be one of the greatest men on the friggin' planet. As I said somewhere else, " i shall battle cosmic evil like none other. expect news coverage. expect soft-profiles in moment magazine. expect action-figures with arms akimbo. expect ebullient song-and-dance numbers on the city streets. excelsior!"

today's emo/inane moment: whenever cleaning out bellybutton lint, i have a fear that if done too vigorously, said button will implode, causing bits of me to start gushing out in the shower. i would then faint from the sight of blood, bash my head on the tub, and be found the next morning, shower still running, dead for nearly a day. and my parents wouldn't do the funeral right. so i shower sitting down.

3 weeks, 4 days.