all the ancient kings came up to my door...

I can't believe I forgot to put "BE AN ANCIENT KING" on my list. I have the beard for it, I speak Greek and Sanskrit, I pursue justice, what else could I be?

They said, "You wanna be an ancient king too?" I said, "Oh yes very much, but I think my timing's wrong." They said time is relative, what, did you misread Einstein? I said d'you really mean it? They said whaddaya think we come here for, our g------ health or something?