need article ideas.

for that bloody site i'm supposed to be an author for. i'm thinking about writing an article about how people who actually believe things aren't covered in goo or something. i'll do a "covered in goo" series, even, 'cause they really need to be reminded that republicans aren't covered in goo, either, though i wouldn't want to live or eat with one.

either that or apocalyptic warnings about upcoming flu pandemics and bourgeois decadence. my beard isn't quite long enough yet, but it's getting there.