do i skip tonight's episode of ecumenical panheresy?

tonight, the OCF is having the episcopalians over. on the one hand, there'll be free food and nice episcopalians. on the other hand, i simply need to avoid a number of episcopalians. it's just how it goes. one of those unnatural urges. i wholeheartedly endorse the idea of having the episcopalians over, don't get me wrong. indeed, i would even regret not being able to see them if i did skip. but, on the other hand, impersonal fate simply makes me avoid them altogether, just as it did indeed force me to shave my beard out of shame yesterday. the bus is coming! snap decisions! you know how i feel about the demands of justice, tho' i be a cad and a lout!