ATTN: WIRELESS INFIDELS

PLEASE TO LET ME ADD MONEY TO MY PHONE ON YR FRIGGIN WEBSITE. seriously, i want to give you money. please to let me do so via the internets. i need it to call to inquire about a lucrative temporary job. seriously, i also like totally need it because i should call people tomorrow. i have a couple gigs lined up one after the other and telephony will be valuable in arranging them. le sigh. i could do it over the phone, but it's never worked before. bah! web pages should, like, load. and work. that's what they're built to do.