Whatever you do, don't tell anyone!

I tend to believe a more Catholic approach to contraception and divorce. Especially on divorce. I can ignore my disagreement with some other Orthodox about contraception as long as they aren't too far out towards the satanic American Gnostic Consumerism we all love and adore, but the divorce-and-remarriage issue simply boggles me. I can ignore some leniency, but at a certain point it's absurd. Don't tell anyone!

I mean, I'm not obsessed with being right or avoiding error and all that jazz, but that's how it seems to my simple conscience.