bloody freshmen.

they were all walking around being like, "did you see me in drag?" and i was like, "um, what?" bloody freshmen. i'm not interested in whatever perverse games they're up to. i'm an old man looking to settle down, get married, and have banana bread and pies cooked for me. the only person i want to see in drag is Ian, and then not real drag, but Ian-drag. 'cause that's different.

and the people at that one site are amazing. i literally said, "there are virtuous people who are not liberal," and they bit my head off.