ATTN: ROOMMATING INFIDELS

please to be leaving for like a party or your girlfriend's house or whatever it is you crazy kids do that involves not being here. i really need to live alone or in a place that can give me real privacy. or with people who aren't at high risk for randomly developing horrible stomach cancer.

MORE: Some Immanuel Kant: "Hence there arises a natural ... disposition to argue against these strict laws of duty and to question their validity, or at least their purity and strictness, and, if possible, to make them more accordant with our wishes and inclinations, that is to say, to corrupt them at their very source, and to entirely destroy their worth."