mr wizard, that's a wrong tickle!
ATTN: DRINKING UNDERAGE INFIDELS. standard operating procedure is the give the person purchasing your alcohol enough money and to give said man at least a beer or something. failure to adhere to standard operating procedure may result in stomach cancer.
speaking of stomach cancer, what the hell do sharp stomach pains mean?
posted by Mr. G. Z. T. @ 10.2.06
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speaking of stomach cancer, what the hell do sharp stomach pains mean?
Well, there's a checklist of symptoms that might help you narrow it down...
1. Is there a knife hilt protruding from your belly in any direction? If so, you may have been stabbed, which could account for your stomach pains.
2. Were you recently discovered unconscious, with an alien parasite on your face? If this is the case, I suggest you avoid eating spaghetti for dinner.
3. Have you done a mind transplant involving a chicken at any time? If so, you may have been swallowing rocks under the impression that you are a chicken and need them for a gizzard. You probably do not have a gizzard.
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